If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

In this millennium that we live in, the 'Hack-a-Shaq'has proven not to work. It might work a couple games every now and then, but when it comes to the playoffs or a championship series, it doesn't work - not at all.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.

It's over now. He said what he had to say, I said what I had to say. Don't play with me. Seriously, don't play with me.

I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them.

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?