I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I'm not the one buying love. He's the one buying love.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.