I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

When you're righteous, you don't have to tell people that you're righteous.

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.

The Miami Heat has the best fans.