I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

I don't get nervous in any situation. There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games.

You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It's not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.