If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

I know how to turn the bad into good always.

The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.

Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that.

I'm still the Dun Dada of all big men.

It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).