If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade.

Jealous punks can't stop my dunks.

The first three championships that I won, I won them. I had big numbers and I won them. And last year, the guys won it for me. They won it for the big guy. Numbers are overrated. There's a lot of guys in this league who can say they've got great numbers. But they can't say they've got four rings in the last six years.

When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.