It's hard to get up for a good high-school team like the Chicago Bulls.

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade.

Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 (pounds).

Incense. Books. Just weird.

I'm not a young jitterbug anymore. When I was a young jitterbug, I never won. I didn't start winning until I got older. The older I get, the wiser I get. You just have to play it smart.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.