In the seven or eight years we were together, we were never together.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.

The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.

You like that analogy? That was pretty good?

You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I'm the showman of big men.