I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.

If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys will feel about me.

The only demise of Shaquille O'Neal will be his age.

If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played an extra regular-season game.

I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental.