If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I'd probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one. Everything happens for a reason.

You have to foul me to stop me, period.

I'll take 14 out of 15 any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year, any year of the century. I don't know what comes after century.