Remember this-I'm going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise.
I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'
Tell them it was a foul.
Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'
I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.