There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

I painted my toenails before Dennis Rodman. One time at training camp, I stubbed my toe and the nail came loose. My mom gave me some toenail hardener, and I painted over it. I scored 40-something points that night, so it became a ritual. Paint my toenails, score 40 points.

I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'