How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was in the Cub Scouts, he was a Cub Scout. When he was with Vancouver, nobody heard about him. Now that he's with Sacramento... he's on the team. I ain't going.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man.

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.

My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.

I respect the older guys.

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.