I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's why they call me Sasquatch. There's no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best.

There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.

All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.

That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels and he's complaining (on TV) about how I'm stepping over the line. I can't even do a No. 2 in peace. I'm sitting there grunting at 12:30 at night. Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?