Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.

I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

I am a tropical black man.

The Miami Heat has the best fans.

Coach (Pat) Riley told us on June 8 we'd win the title on June 20.