I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

I'm not the one buying love. He's the one buying love.

I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

I'm a season kind of guy - not the preseason but the regular season.

It's hard being the NBA's sex symbol, but somebody has to do it.

He can play. He can shoot. He can dribble. He can pass. He's a great player. Period. No question about it. And if anyone thinks Dirk is not a great player, I'll punch them in their face.