I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.

Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.

If they want to play football, we can play football.

I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.

The Spurs are a great WNBA team.

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.

The only demise of Shaquille O'Neal will be his age.