I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

I'd heard stuff from out there that I was just another player, that I was too young. I wanted to show I could play with anybody.

If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.

Going from Army base to base as a kid taught me to be a man of all nations. I'd go to the Jewish people and say, 'Shalom, brother.' I go to the Muslim people and say, 'Salaam aleikum.'I go to the Chinese people and say, 'Nee hao mah,' which means, 'How you doin'?' I go to the Japanese people and say, 'Konnichiwa.' I go to San Antonio, Texas, and I get along with Mexicans. Then I go to Louisiana and hang with the Creoles. Moving around a lot made me a man of all people.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.