I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad.

Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true.