When in doubt, freak 'em out.
You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.
When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.
I don't want to be anyone's role model. My mole models were assholes. My role models are dead. My role models never made it to 30, so I'm a bad person to ask for advice.
I function because I am on drugs.
Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!