If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

I function because I am on drugs.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

I don't want to be anyone's role model. My mole models were assholes. My role models are dead. My role models never made it to 30, so I'm a bad person to ask for advice.

I consider myself a very passionate person, so as much fun as I like to have, I'm also the biggest asshole I know.

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.