A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.
Though it sold very well, I hated "The Edge."
I am careful with my material and presentation.
The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst.
I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.