I developed several comedy phone calls.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms.

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.

The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.