I was so cold I almost got married.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.
Stardom can be very destructive - particularly if you believe in it.
I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.
In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.