I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.

Life is a constant process of change, for better or worse.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.