sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

Security is when I'm very much in love with somebody extraordinary who loves me back.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.