I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

Where do you go to get anorexia?

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.