You have a lot of friends who love you dearly and you don't know who they are.
sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.
I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.
I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Where do you go to get anorexia?