You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.