You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

When security comes, every man for himself

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.