Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson, OK?" We were at an event for the fans and I took my hat off and set it down on the couch, and he signed it. I said, "What are you doing, idiot?" He said, "Look, I was in the zone, and you just happened to put your hat in my zone."

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.

We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take "Duck Dynasty" where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.