Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.
I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.