A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."

In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's "real tree." It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

When security comes, every man for himself