A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!