A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.