A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!