Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson, OK?" We were at an event for the fans and I took my hat off and set it down on the couch, and he signed it. I said, "What are you doing, idiot?" He said, "Look, I was in the zone, and you just happened to put your hat in my zone."

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table.

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.