In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.