You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.