Everything I say is 95% truthful.

People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand, OK? The book is tall tales, OK, by me. But look, those tall tales are my life, OK? And look, I added some spices in there. That's the five percent. You know the one about the wolves chasing me? The only thing about that - they wasn't wolves, they was coyotes".

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.