We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

When security comes, every man for himself

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.