It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.