I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.