I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.