I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.