God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.