I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take "Duck Dynasty" where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.

If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.