When security comes, every man for himself
People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.