What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.