Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take "Duck Dynasty" where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.