I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it.

I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.

Anyone who goes on 'The X Factor' to make big money will be in for a big shock.

I can't think of one person who is on TV who isn't vain. It's the nature of the beast. If you are on TV then you have a vanity, for sure. Just admit it! Why not?

What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me.

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

What I'm interested in watching is to make sure that they give the right advice now to the contestants who are going forward because, you know, it's one thing just to criticize but you've got to also give, you know, good advice which is going to help them. Overall, I think they're a good panel.