Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.
Simon JordanI'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.
Simon JordanWhat does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?
Simon JordanEven if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.
Simon Jordan