A garter. You’re supposed to take it off and keep it as a memento. K-k-kinda like a trophy for going far sexually with a girl. It’s stupid, really. And kind of d-d-degrading if I think about it too m-m-much.” “I know what it is,” he says, amusement evident in his voice. “I just wanted to hear your explanation.

I feel so selfish, because I want the best of both worlds. I want to keep the image I've worked so hard to create.

If you can't share with your friends, who can you share with?

Como un angel," I whisper. "Is our game over?" she asks nervously. "It's definitely over, querida. 'Cause what we're gonna do next is no game.

This attitude means you haven't met a girl worthy of your attention. You'll want to get caught if the right girl comes along.

What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.