Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.
Sloane CrosleyIt's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.
Sloane CrosleyBeing a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied.
Sloane CrosleyLife starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Sloane CrosleyPersonal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want - and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack.
Sloane CrosleyIn New York and L.A., there is sort of that silent competition to be on the cutting edge of something. You end up having a conversation with how the world receives your work, especially if you are writing narrative, not fiction. Sometimes it is an awkward conversation. It's like group therapy.
Sloane Crosley