Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's.

Kids across the country have grown up accepting the idea that no one can harm your family if at least one of its adult members is in the shower. No one knows why.

It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.

For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.

You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial.