Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.

I need good coffee!" I say in horror. "It's my only luxury!" I can't live with my parents and drink bad coffee. It's not humanly possible. Becky talking about cutting back with her parents.

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

There are some things I don't understand about Jess and never will. No wedding dress. No flowers. No photo album. No champagne. The only thing she got out of her wedding was a husband. (I mean, obviously the husband is the main point when you get married. Absolutely. That goes without saying. But still, not even a new pair of shoes?)

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

Everyone knows the first rule of business is "Look good during confrontations." Or if it isn't, it should be.

she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.