The Bible is very easy to understand. But we Christians are a bunch of scheming swindlers. We pretend to be unable to understand it because we know very well that the minute we understand, we are obliged to act accordingly.
Soren KierkegaardChristians remind me of schoolboys who want to look up the answers to their math problems in the back of the book rather than work them through.
Soren KierkegaardTo be a woman is something so strange, so confusing and so complicated that only a woman could put up with it.
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