Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale - way cool.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

Time didn't pass; it tailgated.

You know what gives me the courage to keep on living? The courage to love myself a little? It's having a whole bunch of friends who really give a goddamn. When you share pain, there's less of it, and when you share joy, there's more of it.