Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying !

The delusion that one's sexual pattern is The Only Right Way To Be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and it is virtually almost always the victim's fault. You cannot acquire this delusion by observing reality.