Euphemisms are for the differently brained.
Mankind is divided into two basic sorts: those who find the unknown future threatening ... and those who find it thrilling. The rupture between those two sides has been responsible for most of the bloodshed in history.
It's always coldest before the warm.
A beginning is the end of something, always.
God is an iron... and that's a hot one.
Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.