Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky.

The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale - way cool.

The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.

Euphemisms are for the differently brained.