...I know good design when I fail to trip over it.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying !

It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, my Swedish hand vibrator, a fascinating bead necklace she had, miscellaneous common household items, and every molecule of flesh that was exposed to air or could be located with strenuous search.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.