...I know good design when I fail to trip over it.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

A beginning is the end of something, always.

Euphemisms are for the differently brained.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, my Swedish hand vibrator, a fascinating bead necklace she had, miscellaneous common household items, and every molecule of flesh that was exposed to air or could be located with strenuous search.