We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I dont know what they think.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.