Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.