When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
Stephan PastisI don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.
Stephan PastisI was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.
Stephan PastisI recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.
Stephan Pastis