Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.