Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.

It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.